I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home
He said he liked to do it backwards
I said, "That's just fine with me,
That way we can fuck and watch TV."

It was four a.m. and the light was gray, like it always is in paperbacks
He asked if I liked playing jacks
I told him that I was good to sixes
But all hell broke loose after that

I told him that I knew Julia Roberts when I was twelve at summer camp
We didn't say anything after that
I dropped him off and I drove on home
'Cause secretly I'm timid

(Liz Phair, 1994)


Bis vier Uhr morgens unterwegs. "Es gibt Typen zum Ficken und solche zum Verlieben und Heiraten".
Freut mich doch von Herzen, so ein nettes Kompliment. Nämlich sie hatte gerade mehr Lust auf die erste Sorte - ich trollte mich dann irgendwann.
Das alte Schema von der Heiligen und der Hure bleibt einem also umgekehrt auch als Mann nicht erspart...